mystsaphyr:

whimsicalspecks:

pemsylvania:

superlongscarf:

Current length:

104’ .5”

WOW! 100 feet down! Only …..5300 more to go. Oh boy. This might take a while.

im following this blog where this person is trying to knit a mile long scarf this is amazing and deserves more attention

why do we play god

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weeheartfood:

Marshmallows dipped in melted butter, then cinnamon sugar, wrapped in crescent rolls and baked. They’re called Hocus Pocus buns because the marshmallows disappear! YUM is understatement!

weeheartfood:

Marshmallows dipped in melted butter, then cinnamon sugar, wrapped in crescent rolls and baked. They’re called Hocus Pocus buns because the marshmallows disappear! YUM is understatement!

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

19-chevyimpala-67:

Shut up, you’re dead.

19-chevyimpala-67:

Shut up, you’re dead.

gluttonforpunsihment:


particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

superliz6:

snarky-knight:

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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When you have a group project due the next class

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when you can’t settle the ending of your day 1 Linzin prompt that you came up with in the first place….

nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

makos-lightningrod:

one of the most underrated and bamfest moments between two fabulous characters.

makos-lightningrod:

one of the most underrated and bamfest moments between two fabulous characters.

Guys its been like 2 minutes

Guys its been like 2 minutes

k-i-r-s-c-h-t-e-i-n:

marco bodt??? nah what an irrelevant character what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of marco spill out of jacket] w-what  a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of marco scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

Sometimes I just want to get fucked so hard that I cant walk right for a week